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Minimum Motion Tracker

Flat Affirmations

Minimum Motion Tracker

Reports: 'You moved. A bit.'

$169

The Minimum Motion Tracker is a wrist-worn device that monitors your activity throughout the day and, each evening at 9:47 PM, delivers a single summary statement: "You moved. A bit."

No steps are counted. No calories are estimated. No heart rate is graphed. The device has all of the sensors required for these calculations. It declines to perform them. It issues one sentence per day, and the sentence is always the same.

Battery life: 21 days. Water-resistant to 50 meters. The strap is a soft medium gray.

Field Review

I walked 22,000 steps yesterday. It said I moved. A bit. I stared at it for a while. That was the only feedback I got.

Colette V., Houston

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