Flat Affirmations
"Congratulations, I Guess" Printer
Thermal printer of resigned greetings.
$89
The "Congratulations, I Guess" Printer is a 3-inch thermal printer preloaded with a library of 240 softly unenthusiastic affirmations. Press the button. Receive a small gray card. Hand it to the person.
Phrases include "Congratulations, I Guess," "Well Done, Probably," "Nice Work, If You're Into That," and "I'm Sure It Means A Lot To You." All cards are signed, in faint gray type, with a generic "— Meh."
Wireless. USB-C. The cards are biodegradable. Refills are sold in packs of 100.
Field Review
“I printed one for my daughter's graduation. She hugged me. The card is still on her fridge.”
— Phil T., Austin
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