Meh.

Meh.

Gadgets for people who've adjusted their expectations.

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From the Manifesto

Our devices are designed to underdeliver, reliably. Each one is a small, well-made disappointment — calibrated, repeatable, quiet.

The ambition of consumer electronics, we have come to believe, is misplaced. What most rooms need is not more capability but a steady, familiar small letdown. We build that.

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One from each category

The Beige Mood Ring

The Beige Mood Ring

Turns beige regardless of mood.

$39

Monotone™ Smart Speaker

Monotone™ Smart Speaker

Says 'I'm proud of you' in a flat tone.

$149

The 'Oh.' Humidifier

The 'Oh.' Humidifier

Whispers 'oh.' at twelve-minute intervals.

$179

The About-Right Scale

The About-Right Scale

Displays 'Yeah, That's About Right.'

$119

Press

Technically fine.

Wirecutter

The design is so restrained it begins to feel like surrender.

Dwell

I have purchased three.

The New Yorker