Contact
Our preferred contact method is carrier pigeon, which is, we acknowledge, slow. For inquiries of a more contemporary nature, the directory below is available. Responses are issued in the order received, in no particular order.
Internal Directory
Muted Concernsext. 0002
Returns (The Philosophical Ones)ext. 0003
Returns (Mechanical)ext. 0005
Press Inquiriesext. 0011
General Bewildermentext. 0014
Questions About the Humidifierext. 0021
Shipping Statusext. 0042
Legalext. 0099
Extensions route to a central mailbox which is checked on a schedule known to the team.
Mailing Address
Meh., Customer Correspondence
Suite 14B, Building 3
A Light Industrial Park (north entrance only)
ZIP provided upon arrival
Visitors are discouraged but not prohibited.
For actual correspondence, bsambrone@gmail.com. A response is not guaranteed.